Consideration

I have nothing but work gripes tonight, oh not about the company I work for, today was payday so I am feeling kindly towards them at the moment, but I have a couple thoughts on customers.

First thing's first, I don't care if you do drugs, I really don't, legal or illegal it doesn't bother me what you do in your own home, but if you think you might choose to order a pizza WAIT UNTIL AFTER YOU ORDER TO GET FUCKED UP. I can't fucking understand you when you can barely speak, and saying "send me a pizza" doesn't actually help me figure out what you want to eat, I could make up one at random, but then you would get mad at me and not tip my driver. It's a busy restaurant, it is not a good use of anyone's time reading every ingredient one at a time and waiting for you to decide you want it or not. So just wait, order your food, wait until the driver drops it off, then shove whatever you are looking to have fun with into the orifice of your choice and go nuts.

My other topic is more practical advice, if you have a large group of people, call ahead please. Today we had some youth group attending some sort of religious conference thing come in for lunch, no problem except there were forty of them and we had no idea they were going to show up, which means we had a harder time than usual of keeping up and people had to wait longer than we wanted them to for their food. Conversely we had a group of 85 people from the Oregon Education Association come in later on, but since they had been communicating with us for several weeks about how many people were coming, what food they were getting, and so on, we were ready and everyone was able to have a good time without having to wait for the staff to scramble and get their food ready.

Man teachers can drink.

That's all I got tonight, they can't all be about fighting Nazi's.