Monday, August 29, 2016

Weiner

Anthony Weiner seems incapable of keeping it in his pants, not even that, he seems incapable of not taking pictures of it, not even that! He is also incapable of not sending those pictures to strangers on the internet!

Huma Abedin, his wife, is leaving him, she works for the Clinton campaign and is friends with Hillary so basically he managed to piss off the next president of the United States as well, so even odds he dies mysteriously in the next few months, probably after the election though.

I feel bad for her and hope she finds a more deserving partner if she wants one, but mostly his whole sordid affair is hilarious to me, at what point did he decide to be the guy who builds his life around sending dick pictures to people? He had a real shot at a presidential run in a decade or so, he certainly would have been an influential and powerful figure in politics for as long as he wanted to be, but apparently nothing, not the power or the fame, or his wife, or is son, none of that is more compelling than pulling his pants down, his cell phone out, and sending a picture of his dick to someone he barely knows.

Anyway, he's a Democrat, which sucks but I guess being an asshole with your penis is something that crosses the aisle, truly we are all the same deep down... below the waist level.

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