More complaining! Not really serious stuff this time!

Tomorrow is the final regular season Trailblazer game, because it is a relevant game with playoff implications it will be a sellout crowd and probably a horrible night to work because employee retention is a thing other companies do, but not Levy.
That said I am sort of looking forward to it just to see exactly how short handed we really will be as well as what stupid fucking trinket they are going to give us for busting our asses all year long.

But today I want to talk about the fans, those who support the team and keep me employed.

My exposure to them is limited to those who want to eat, but of them, the vast majority are stupid and terrible Blazers fans. Here's the thing, you have paid thirty bucks or so and blocked out an entire evening to go watch your team play, it's the end of the season, the games are actually important, and your team is playing really well. SO WHY THE BALLS TO YOU SPEND AN ENTIRE QUARTER OF THE GAME IN LINE WAITING FOR AN ICE CREAM CONE? You can't be starving or you'd order food, your kids aren't with you, you are wearing a team shirt and have a tattoo of the logo, what the fuck is up with your priorities? Eat before the game, get your snack during half time, wait until the game is over and go somewhere cheap, but fucking watch the game you paid to see! The ice cream isn't that good, none of the food is good enough to miss an entire quarter of the game, hell most of the food isn't even worth the money you paid for it. You call yourself a fan? Fuck you and go back to your seat.


Also, the beer doesn't have a lid, no one will give you a lid, no place I have ever been that pours beer puts a lid on the cup, it isn't going to happen, deal with it you pansy.