A hell of a town

We are in dark days people, it is almost two weeks until New York votes and there is basically nothing going on until then in the primary, well, Wyoming votes on like the ninth for the Democrats but literally no one cares about Wyoming and that is the way it should be.

NY, with it's rich delegate prize is where the action is, Trump has started there already, giving a speech that was strangely focused on air conditioners today. It's basically his home town though and I expect he will do very well.

Lyin' Ted is there as well, attempting to spread the Cruz Ooze to more hosts, but you may recall that Cruz is hated by literally everyone who knows him, as well as all those who have ever lived or who will live in the future, even unto the eight generation, also he made his dumb as hell "New York Values" statement at the debate a while ago suggesting not too subtly that New York is a hotbed of indecency and perversion, which, you know, sort of true but he thinks that is a bad thing. It was a mistake then and it's biting him now, with protests at his appearances as well as students threatening to stage a walkout if he shows up at their school.

Meanwhile John Kasich... exists? He might end up taking second in NY because he basically isn't Cruz.

Will that make a difference? Naw, Trump takes at least seventy, and more likely eighty delegates on the nineteenth and gets almost back on track to 1237, but it's his last easy major pick up and he really can't afford to melt down here at all, so queue the comment about the people on the hijacked planes during 9/11 being low energy losers or something because if you give the man enough time he will say something stupid just to fill the silence.