phoning it in

I am well pleased by the events of the Iowa caucuses, so far I am seeing nothing to contradict my opinions and predictions and watching the Trump crowd try to spin this as anything other than a disappointment is very satisfying to me, guys, you went into this with a "winning is everything" mentality, it is too late to move the goalposts and brag about your strong showing, especially after you skipped the debate and played a major role in fucking things up for yourself.

My only regret is now Ted Cruz has some momentum, which means I have to see his horrible blobfish face and read or listen to him talk some more, which may be exactly what hell is: Ted Cruz, trying to convince you of something, forever. Pretty sure that is in the bible somewhere.

That said, I am going to bask in it for a bit before I get back to slightly more in depth writing, I know I could write about things that aren't politics, but that is the only thing on my mind right now.

Night!