A public service announement regarding restroom behavior.

Today I was using the restroom at work during the Winterhawks game, I was doing my business in a stall when a group of at least three pretty drunk fans came in, apparently the urinals were occupied because one of them began talking about how he "didn't want to sit down to pee like a bitch" he then demonstrated his technique for getting maximum distance when peeing into a toilet.
And then, without a hint of irony, he and his friends spent a minute or two gossiping while they washed their hands, the friends having apparently come in purely for emotional support or somethiing during his bathroom break.
Now I am not on to judge anyone for breaking gender stereotypes, but it did seem amusing to me that while talking negatively about a thing women have to do (sit down to pee) he and his pals performed an activity commonly associated with women (gossip in the restroom as a group).

Also, I really appreciate that my job isn't to clean the restrooms some days, fucks sake people, sit down to pee when you are at a toilet, guys, you can't control the tiny hose on your crotch well enough to prevent all the spatter, don't even try, do yourselves, the janitorial staff, and anyone who needs to take a crap after you are done a favor and sit the hell down, you can look at your phone at the same time so it's totally not a loss.

That is all.