JEB!(It connotes excitement)

As you may be aware, I have been following the Republican primary this year, partially because watching a dozen people trip over each other to become Saturday morning cartoon villains is hilarious, and partially because I want to see the end coming and have my last words be "I told you so" as the world burns.

Trump, Cruz, Carson, and the rest of the fringe gets a lot of attention, and rightfully so, we have a literal Nazi, a half melted butter sculpture given line by dark magics, and a sleepy brain surgeon who doesn't really seem to know why he is here, they are pretty interesting, but I feel the ongoing collapse of John Ellis Bush's campaign is worth talking about.

JEB! Has attempted to rebrand himself something like four times time, his campaign, and the SuperPAC backing him has spent about a hundred million dollars on ad buys, he comes from a successful political family and netted a lot of influential endorsements early on, and yet he continues to stumble at every hurdle in the way, from fantastically mishandling questions about the Iraq war, to attempting to make Trump apologize for insulting his wife on national TV, failing and backing down like a loser, then high fiving the man later, it appears his heart just isn't in it.

I personally believe he doesn't actually want to be president, and may just be running because it is expected of him at this point. Now don't be fooled into thinking I have sympathy for him, the Bush family is directly responsible for the deaths of millions as a result of three or four wars, as well as the collapse of the economy, their plunge into disgrace warms my black heart, the campaign will fail, and some very powerful, very rich people will be asking some very pointed questions of the Bush family, and this pleases me.

As ongoing evidence of the campaigns utter incompetence, I present to you a series of images culled from official campaign materials mostly, so remember as you look at these, that this is the stuff somebody trusted with Bush's image looked at and said "yep, that'll do".

The above was posted today, it is both horrible and confusing.

Many shots of JEB! Have that weird blank look on his face.

Why jeb? Indeed, and why is one of his hands black?

If it isn't blank, his face is utterly deranged, note the campaign slogan lifted from a children's cartoon.

I've posted this one before, it is like a nightmare from which there is no awakening.

I included this because I am pretty sure this is what a young Republican looks like today.

NEWSMAX PRIME interviews JEB!

He holds the attention of the crowd so well.

His shirt confounds me, remember someone decided this was a good idea to put on the internet to represent his campaign.

ARE YOU NOT INSPIRED BY PORK?

A well attended event.

Remember, I have dozens of these damn things.

That's all for tonight folks, remember no matter how bad your life is, you aren't JEB! And probably won't have angry billionaires out for your blood because you mishandled a campaign and plunged your family name into ignominy.